Manchester Derby!

Now Showing : Man utd’s nightmare at the theater of dreams!

“1-6? Is that real? Is that veridical?”  Well that grin on Mancini’s face says it all : Hell yeahh !

“Devastated. Outraged. Confounded. Disconsolate”  read the faces of Man utd’s fans andSir Alex Ferguson.Manchester United were outfought, out thought, out played in every single department by none other then their own “Noisy Neighbors” . Manchester United’s dominance in Manchester is coming to an end it seems,as the scoreline 1-6 scream out. No wonder Old Trafford was almost empty before the final whistle, while the City end were celebrating.

The Man United line-up boasted of Jonny Evans,at the start, with Phil Jones looking on from the bench. City started cautiously but with a balanced side with attacking players like Silva, Aguero and Balotelli starting.City players arrived at Old trafford relaxed and ready to win and put United 5 points adrift from the current leaders as stated by Mancini before the match. Balotelli and Dzeko netted twice, while Silva and Aguero netted one each to put the game to bed, and humiliate the Red Devils. The second half had barely started when Evans was shown a red card for fouling Balotelli, and with 10 men, the Red Devils could no longer hold on.Fletcher scored the consolation goal .

Apart from Evans red card ,the moment of the match came when Balotelli (Italian striker who had to flee from his house after someone set off a firecracker in his bathroom) scored the first goal of the match.Having found the net, the young Italian calmly lifted his jersey to reveal this ‘Why Always Me?’ t-shirt. Nobody knows why it’s always him, nobody even gives a damn.

The United squad needs a real fluff up if they want to keep up with City and other raging clubs  (Chelsea ,Newcastle), as it may seem that City’s uprising this season will jolt even the best clubs around, and do not be surprised to see them lift many silverware at the end of the season if they continue on their great form.For City, real statement of spirit, a win that will be played over and over again, something their fans will never forget.

That Girl in Yellow Boots : Darkly Funny

              Then she walked in with her yellow boots : Kalki Koechlin !





That girl in yellow boots is definitely a movie made for the niche audiences....with perfect direction and awesome performance by Kalki (I think she is one of the finest actress we have now)...the film is written by Kalki herself with her director husband Anurag Kashyap..
The story revolves around Ruth (Kalki)...who is a  young British girl in Mumbai and is in search of her father...a man she hardly knew!! Its a story of survival,addiction and facing the reality...
Kalki does it once again be it her first film Dev D, Zindagi na milegi dobara or my lately watched flick Shaitan!!! Kalki brings a certain intensity to a movie leaving behind an impact of her character on the audiences...

Anurag Kashyap’s directorial film “That Girl In Yellow Boots; doesn’t really need an introduction. The film has received rave reviews across international platforms, at Venice and Toronto film festival.

People its only for those who have an understanding for art cinema, those looking for some bollywoodish cinema should curtail themselves from watching TGIYB.

Down Goes Arsene(al) !

“We should be one of the clubs who win those trophies” – yes maybe they should but in recent times they haven’t been but that is not to say they won’t be again and whilst Wenger may not be the man who delivers that in the end you have to say that Ferguson is right again when he asks of his old adversary “Who is going to replace him?”

Arsenal have made reasonable revenue in the period under review though but It is to be believed that success in football is measured by the trophy won by a club and not necessarily the amount of money made because it will eventually tell on your finances if you run trophy less for too many seasons. Success of a manager that will be talked about after he is gone will be the number of trophy he won and not the amount of money made while he was managing affairs of the team. So somebody please tell Arsene please trophy is equivalent to success not the amount of money made; that is what makes Jose Mourinho The Special One.

Discussing the saturday night mayhem''I'd 8 2 to be an Arsenal supporter tonight' a lot of arsenal fans expressed their frustration and it must be said from the way they sound, these guys are ready to go to war if Arsenal or rather Arsene wenger refuse to spend this summer, spending on quality and experienced player that will improve the overall quality of the team. Only and only when that is done then they wouldn’t see THE DOWNFALL OF ARSENE WENGER AT THE EMIRATES this season.

Who is 'SHE' ..

In a distinct place away from here, lies down a face with the broadest smile.

She is sexy, and beautiful and intriguingly crazy.

She stands on a mountain and hangs out with the hills,

She laughs melodiously to the sound of the wind.

She stands on the soil and aims for the stars.

Her head held high, like she is ready to fly but yet she knows the sound of the ground.

She speaks with confidence and talks to the point,

She is made of sense but indulges in regular nonsense.

She loves the rythm of the elektronic speed, and shakes her curls to every beat.

Ill offer her roses, ill give her lillies, in fact ill plant her a garden of daffodils.

Ill hold her tight, ill see that she smiles, ill also cook her a sunny side up.

Ill hold her hand, ill circle her finger,ill hold her heart and place it forever in mine and try to keep it still.

Ill kiss her gently, ill kiss her sweet, a lip lock forever with some tongue fulfilled.

Shes has to be nice but also have that naughty spice and have that energy to always be classy.

A wish list that probably asks for too much, but i am sure there is a different girl among the such.

The focus to my entertaining career, probably skipped you in the lot.

but someday in the future ill show you our present.

You will teach me what it is to love, and love is all you will get my HEART!!!!:)

Beware:Don’t Share Your Porn !

We can finally find self-pleasure in peace. The Indian IT Act has legalised the ownership and viewership of pornographic material. However, sharing porn remains a criminal offence.

Of course, most of us will still hide our porn collection in safe havens, and be aware of looking over our shoulders at regular intervals. But at least, we know that the cops can’t haul us over any time they wish to see if any of our electronic devices has porn in it or not. The railway police did that recently to an IT student in Mumbai, but don’t let them do that to you now. The new law states that the police can check your devices only if there’s a complaint.

All good news so far, but the sad thing is that you’ll be a criminal if you share porn with anyone, even friends. Imagine if your friend didn’t like the porn you shared with him, and you didn’t share the porn he really wanted from you, he could file a complaint and you’d behind bars, sans any porn. Not a good situation to be in.

So, download all the porn you want from home (downloading from a cyber cafe is illegal), own and watch as much as you can, but don’t transmit it electronically.

Delhi Belly: Feelgood Rebellion .

After a long time its noisy time at the theaters, because Delhi Belly is purely funny and insanely hysterical. Every punch line in the film is greeted with clap, every fart is cheered upon and every abuse gets a ceetee. It certainly has enough laughter to make your Belly, even if it is not from Delhi, go for severe exercise. It is a 96 minutes thorough entertainer, without any “interval”.

Although there are women in key roles, but Delhi Belly is predominantly a male film. The film has a novel story to tell, with outrageous moments and cuss words, which forms the integral part of the film, well juxtaposed in the narrative. The script is the winner. Its original, intriguing, fast paced and young. Never ever has an Indian film, nothing that I can remember, been so raunchy, outrageous, nutty and profanely hilarious.

This film is a laugh riot. Unlike other productions of Aamir Khan, where there were strong sub texts (Peepli Live) or a smooth poetic lyricism (Dhobi Ghat), this film does not walk that path, and you don’t wish for it either. Delhi Belly is entirely different and has a fresh appeal with lots of fart, shit and f**k. So why the f**k would you miss it? Go and have fun and enjoy this farting blockbuster-Bhaag Bhaag.. to the cinema halls.

Special thanks to the Censor Board for allowing the film to be screened without much edits. They used their brains instead of scissors and no morals have been hurt either. That’s the lingo present generation use, and there is no offense intended.

P.S. Atleast watch it for Shenaz Tresaury and Poorna Jagnnathan.Both girls are freaking Hawwwt!

real life

climbed up, standing and staring the world up in the mountains

and you start thinking.

you feel like you are king of the world, feel like you rule this insane place.

because honey, world is way more insane, crazy, depressing and happy place than you know.

you will encounter too many bullshit that you think you can get away with.

you will fight against too many unfair incidents that you can't ever imagine of.

but please know that what you see is not everything.

there are so many happy things that you can laugh and smile about.

there are so many people who love you.

and please know that how unfair every bullshit you face everyday, life is worth way more than you think because one day you will know how little things can make you happy.

you will be surprised that one little change you make today could bring you a dramatic change in life.

there are no equations, there are no rules and there are definitely no second guessing in life.

gotta move on, gotta live and should have your own strategies.

please know that this world we live in is bittersweet and awesome.