Beware:Don’t Share Your Porn !

We can finally find self-pleasure in peace. The Indian IT Act has legalised the ownership and viewership of pornographic material. However, sharing porn remains a criminal offence.

Of course, most of us will still hide our porn collection in safe havens, and be aware of looking over our shoulders at regular intervals. But at least, we know that the cops can’t haul us over any time they wish to see if any of our electronic devices has porn in it or not. The railway police did that recently to an IT student in Mumbai, but don’t let them do that to you now. The new law states that the police can check your devices only if there’s a complaint.

All good news so far, but the sad thing is that you’ll be a criminal if you share porn with anyone, even friends. Imagine if your friend didn’t like the porn you shared with him, and you didn’t share the porn he really wanted from you, he could file a complaint and you’d behind bars, sans any porn. Not a good situation to be in.

So, download all the porn you want from home (downloading from a cyber cafe is illegal), own and watch as much as you can, but don’t transmit it electronically.

Delhi Belly: Feelgood Rebellion .

After a long time its noisy time at the theaters, because Delhi Belly is purely funny and insanely hysterical. Every punch line in the film is greeted with clap, every fart is cheered upon and every abuse gets a ceetee. It certainly has enough laughter to make your Belly, even if it is not from Delhi, go for severe exercise. It is a 96 minutes thorough entertainer, without any “interval”.

Although there are women in key roles, but Delhi Belly is predominantly a male film. The film has a novel story to tell, with outrageous moments and cuss words, which forms the integral part of the film, well juxtaposed in the narrative. The script is the winner. Its original, intriguing, fast paced and young. Never ever has an Indian film, nothing that I can remember, been so raunchy, outrageous, nutty and profanely hilarious.

This film is a laugh riot. Unlike other productions of Aamir Khan, where there were strong sub texts (Peepli Live) or a smooth poetic lyricism (Dhobi Ghat), this film does not walk that path, and you don’t wish for it either. Delhi Belly is entirely different and has a fresh appeal with lots of fart, shit and f**k. So why the f**k would you miss it? Go and have fun and enjoy this farting blockbuster-Bhaag Bhaag.. to the cinema halls.

Special thanks to the Censor Board for allowing the film to be screened without much edits. They used their brains instead of scissors and no morals have been hurt either. That’s the lingo present generation use, and there is no offense intended.

P.S. Atleast watch it for Shenaz Tresaury and Poorna Jagnnathan.Both girls are freaking Hawwwt!